Wombats are back

 
Well, what can i say? yesterday i went down to get a helmet from my bike, for a mate who needed it, and bring this task to fruition i had to take the bike lock off. then i just sat on it. then i picked it up off the stand (all the while leaving the stand down, just in case i had to drop it). then curiosity got the better of me and i wondered if i had enough strength in my leg to roll it back and forward. apparently i did and i rolled it clean out of it's park. then to the best of my recollection your honour, i believe i dropped the keys and by some miracle they fell into the ignition and it started all on its own. after that i just sort of ... rode it, but only for a few minutes. it really wasn't my fault. and today, well, it is two full blocks to the bank, and i really had to get there before 5. and i'm glad i rode the bike 'cause it took me two and a half hours round trip as it was, just imagine how long it would have taken had i walked it. the defense rests your honour.